faggot-kitten

deans-pudding:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

This is too much

rangariginal

rangariginal:

kthabits:

I went to the nude beach on the island yesterday. The sunset was really pretty.

Finally went to the fucking nude beach. Was there with some rad friends and got to chill with a friend I haven’t seen since siesta nouveaux closed and it was all pretty dope. It was beautiful and we went swimming and fuck man it was just a great day. Thanks for the day friends.

Yeah swimming and beers with buds!

dontburnthewitchburntherich

dontburnthewitchburntherich:

Having to explain to people that you don’t hate their friends is so tiresome.

The word aloof is tiresome.

I just want to interact with people on a level that they understand or for them to interact on a level that I understand.

We are, incompatible.